Yo, yo, yo

Whaddup, my name's Scoot and I've done this all before.

This time, though, I'm serious. Maybe. In my effort to create this blog, I searched all my favorite blogs for their first ever blog post and what I found was weird. Some of them just didn't exist. Some were terrible and boring. Some were hilarious from the beginning. 

This means one thing: just fracking start one. So, I did.

Let's start out by saying that I'm inconsistent and a crazy person, but you'll figure that out eventually. I like to read, complain, and talk about how things were better in my hometown even though my  hometown is a giant shithole. Sometimes, I work out. I have a small human attached to me all the time, literally. Okay, not literally. It just feels that way. I also have a dog who's an idiot and a husband who sometimes isn't. Other words that describe me include, but are not limited to: nerd, geek, loser, fangirl, tv enthusiast, writer, outdated word user (see: post title), and sunflower lover.

So, without further ado, welcome to my blog. Here's a picture of my family looking not crazy.

xoxo, Scoot